{"product_id":"the-tiny-p","title":"The Tiny P","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"ppn-listing\" class=\"ppn-listing\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"brand-strip\"\u003ePink Parsnip Computers\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"hero cut-corner\"\u003e\n    \u003ch1\u003eThe Tiny P\u003c\/h1\u003e\n    \u003cp class=\"tagline\"\u003eDon't let the name fool you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp class=\"subline\"\u003eA no-compromise flagship build around the Ryzen 9 9950X3D and RTX 5090 — named with tongue firmly in cheek, built with zero corners cut.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"spec-chips\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"chip\"\u003eRyzen 9 9950X3D\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"chip\"\u003eRTX 5090 32GB\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"chip\"\u003e64GB DDR5-6000\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"chip\"\u003e2TB PCIe 5.0 NVMe\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"section-label\"\u003eThe 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class=\"spec-list\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"spec-row\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"k\"\u003eCPU\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"v\"\u003eAMD Ryzen 9 9950X3D\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"spec-row\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"k\"\u003eMotherboard\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"v\"\u003eASUS ROG Crosshair X870E Extreme\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"spec-row\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"k\"\u003eGraphics Card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"v\"\u003eASUS ROG Astral GeForce RTX 5090 32GB OC\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"spec-row\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"k\"\u003eMemory\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"v\"\u003eCorsair Dominator Titanium RGB 64GB (2x32GB) DDR5-6000 CL30\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"spec-row\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"k\"\u003eStorage\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"v\"\u003eSamsung 9100 PRO 2TB PCIe 5.0 NVMe SSD\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"spec-row\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"k\"\u003eCPU Cooling\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"v\"\u003eTRYX Panorama SE 360 ARGB AIO with curved AMOLED display\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"spec-row\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"k\"\u003ePower Supply\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"v\"\u003eASUS ROG Thor 1600W Titanium III\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"spec-row\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"k\"\u003eCase\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"v\"\u003eHYTE Y70 Touch — Infinite Black Cherry\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"spec-row\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"k\"\u003eCase Fans\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"v\"\u003eLian Li UNI FAN SL-INF Wireless 120mm x3 + Lian Li SL-INF LCD FLEX Reverse 120mm x3 + Lian Li UNI SL140 INF ARGB 140mm x1\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"spec-row\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"k\"\u003eCable Mods\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"v\"\u003eLian Li Strimer Wireless 24-Pin RGB + Strimer Plus V2 Wireless 12+4-Pin GPU Extension\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"spec-row\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"k\"\u003eOperating System\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"v\"\u003eWindows 11 Pro (OEM Licence)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"section-label\"\u003eTop Trumps\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"meter-panel cut-corner\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"header\"\u003e\n      \u003ch3\u003eHonest Performance Scores\u003c\/h3\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eNo inflated marketing numbers — just where this build actually sits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"meter-row\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"meter-top\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"name\"\u003eRaw Power\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan 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our founder's son, and about as ironic a name as you'll find for a build packing a 9950X3D and RTX 5090. Small name, absolutely enormous performance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/details\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\n      \u003csummary\u003e⚡ What PSU headroom does this build have?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"content\"\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eThe 1600W ASUS ROG Thor Titanium III gives substantial headroom over the RTX 5090's power draw, keeping the system stable under sustained full load with room to spare — this isn't a build that'll be caught out by transient spikes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/details\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\n      \u003csummary\u003e🔊 How loud does this run under load?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"content\"\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eWith a 360mm AIO and a full complement of Lian Li ARGB fans across intake and exhaust, thermals are well controlled without needing aggressive fan curves — but a build of this power output won't be silent under full gaming or rendering load. Expect a noticeable but not intrusive hum.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/details\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\n      \u003csummary\u003e🖥️ Does this come with Windows installed?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"content\"\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eYes — every build ships with a genuine Windows 11 Pro OEM licence, fully activated and Windows 11 hardware compliant with TPM 2.0 and Secure Boot enabled, no bypasses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/details\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\n      \u003csummary\u003e📦 What's the build time on this one?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"content\"\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eGiven the premium component set, we build this one to order to ensure current stock and pricing on the highest-tier parts. Get in touch via TikTok or the shop for current lead times.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/details\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"footer\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"logo\"\u003ePink Parsnip Computers\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eFamily-run. Honestly built. No marketing fluff — just the numbers that matter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Pink Parsnip Computers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58780133065088,"sku":null,"price":10059.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0902\/7390\/7072\/files\/ThetinyP.png?v=1787728315","url":"https:\/\/www.pinkparsnipcomputers.co.uk\/products\/the-tiny-p","provider":"Pink Parsnip Computers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}