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THE UNCLE REGGIE – RTX 5070 CREATOR & GAMING PC
THE UNCLE REGGIE – RTX 5070 CREATOR & GAMING PC
🃏 Pink Parsnip Top Trumps Ratings Scored 0–100 so you can compare builds at a glance.
- 🎮 Gaming Power: 92 / 100
- ⚡ Speed: 90 / 100
- ✨ Wow Factor: 95 / 100
- 🔧 Upgrade Path: 94 / 100
- 🎥 Streaming: 93 / 100
🎯 Recommended Resolution & Gaming Performance Recommended resolution: 1440P High Settings
- 🪖 Warzone: High Settings ≈ 130 – 160 FPS
- ⚽ EA Sports FC: Ultra Settings ≈ 200 – 300 FPS
- 🚗 GTA V: High / Very High Settings ≈ 160 – 200 FPS
- ⛏️ Minecraft: Vanilla ≈ 300 – 500 FPS
- 🚛 Euro Truck Simulator 2: Ultra Settings ≈ 160 – 200 FPS
⚙️ Full Specifications Everything inside this build — clearly listed for easy comparison.
- 🧠 CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 7700X 8 Cores / 16 Threads Boost up to 5.4GHz
- 🎮 GPU: Palit NVIDIA RTX 5070 12GB GDDR7 Latest NVIDIA architecture with DLSS and AV1 encoding
- 🧩 Motherboard: Gigabyte X870 Gaming WiFi6 AM5 platform with excellent expansion and upgrade support
- 🖥️ Memory (RAM): RGB 32GB (2×16GB) DDR5 6000MHz
- 🚀 Storage: 1TB NVMe Gen4 SSD Fast boot times and rapid application loading
- ❄️ Cooling: This build uses a custom airflow layout for optimal performance. Included fans: • 3 × CiT Saturn ARGB PWM fans mounted on the radiator • 3 × Reverse blade ARGB fans mounted on the bottom intake • 1 × ARGB PWM fan on rear exhaust Total: 7 ARGB PWM fans
- ⚡ Power Supply: GameMax GX-850W Pro 850W 80+ Gold efficiency ATX 3.0 & PCIe 5 ready Fully modular
- 🧊 Case: Pure Black ATX Dual-Chamber Gaming Case Triple tempered glass panels Dual-chamber layout for clean cable management 4 × ARGB Fans Fitted
- 🪟 Operating System: Windows 11 Home Activated
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- 🛡️ 12-Month Warranty: Every gaming PC includes a 12-month warranty as standard. This applies whether the system contains brand new or approved refurbished components.
- ♻️ New & Approved Refurbished Parts: Any refurbished components are clearly listed within the product specification and are thoroughly tested prior to dispatch.
- 🏭 Manufacturer Warranty: Any brand new components included in your PC also carry the original manufacturer’s warranty, where applicable.
- 🪟 Windows 11 Fully Activated: All PCs come with Windows 11 fully installed and activated. A copy of your Windows licence key is saved securely within a handy Pink Parsnip folder on your PC.
- 🧪 Built, Tested & Optimised: Every system is stress tested, benchmarked, and fully optimised before dispatch — including drivers installed, XMP profile enabled in the BIOS, and Secure Boot & TPM configured where applicable.
- 🎥 Personal Video Run-Through: We record a full video walk-through of your exact PC, showing the build, setup, and key features, so you know exactly what you’re receiving.
- 🎨 Personalised Setup: Where possible, we tailor your PC setup to the end user — including applications installed and wallpapers customised to suit the new owner.
- 🚚 Delivery & Collection: Gaming PCs are typically built and dispatched within 7 working days of order. Local collection is also available by arrangement.
- 🇬🇧 UK-Based Support: We’re a UK-based, family-run business and are always happy to help with setup, upgrades, or questions both before and after your purchase.
🧩 Bespoke Upgrades & Add-Ons Want to personalise your PC even further? We offer a range of optional upgrades and add-ons to tailor your build exactly to your needs.
- 💾 Storage upgrades (larger or additional SSDs)
- 🧠 Memory upgrades (higher capacity RAM)
- 🎨 RGB enhancements & visual upgrades
- 🧊 Cooling upgrades & premium AIO options
- 🛠️ Custom build requests & setup options
If you’re unsure what to choose, feel free to contact us and we’ll be happy to advise.
A powerful workstation and gaming PC designed for creators who also want serious gaming performance. The Uncle Reggie build combines the latest NVIDIA RTX 5070 graphics with a Ryzen 7 processor and the premium X870 platform to deliver excellent performance in editing, 3D work, streaming and modern games.
Built with strong airflow, premium cooling and upgrade flexibility, this system is designed to stay fast and relevant for years.
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