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Expected Gaming Performance
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FortniteBattle Royale
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WarzoneBattle Royale
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RobloxOnline Gaming
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EA Sports FC 26Sports
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Counter-Strike 2Competitive FPS
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CPU performance can have a significant effect on CS2 FPS.
Please note:
These figures are realistic performance estimates rather than
guaranteed benchmark results. Actual FPS can vary depending on the
processor, memory, drivers, game updates, background applications,
cooling, selected map and individual game settings. Ray tracing,
shaders, resolution scaling and frame generation can also
significantly change performance.
Integrated graphics estimates assume 16GB of dual channel 3200MHz
memory. Systems using single channel memory or slower RAM may deliver
substantially lower integrated graphics performance.
Pink Parsnip Computers Standards
What you can expect with every Pink Parsnip Computers gaming PC — built properly, fully set up, and ready to enjoy.
12-Month WarrantyEvery gaming PC includes a 12-month warranty as standard, whether the system uses brand new or approved refurbished components.
Built, Tested & OptimisedEvery system is stress tested, benchmarked and fully optimised before dispatch — drivers, XMP and Secure Boot all configured.
Windows 11 Fully ActivatedAll PCs come with Windows 11 fully installed and activated. A copy of your licence key is stored inside a Pink Parsnip folder on your PC.
New & Approved Refurbished PartsAny refurbished components are clearly listed in the product specification and thoroughly tested prior to dispatch.
Manufacturer WarrantyAny brand new components included in your PC also carry the original manufacturer's warranty, where applicable.
Personal Video Run-ThroughWe record a full video walk-through of your exact system so you know exactly what you're receiving.
Personalised SetupWhere possible we tailor your setup for the end user, including apps installed and wallpapers customised.
Delivery & CollectionGaming PCs are typically built and dispatched within 7 working days. Local collection is also available.
UK-Based SupportWe're a UK-based, family-run business and always happy to help before and after your purchase.
Want to personalise your PC even further? We offer a range of optional upgrades and add-ons to tailor your build exactly to your needs.
Storage UpgradesLarger or additional SSDs for more games, faster load times and extra room to grow.
Memory UpgradesHigher capacity RAM for smoother multitasking, streaming and demanding games.
RGB & Visual UpgradesExtra fans, lighting, cable styling and finishing touches to make your build stand out.
Cooling UpgradesImproved airflow and premium AIO options for quieter running, lower temperatures and a more premium appearance.
Custom Build RequestsTailored extras and setup choices to better match your gaming, streaming or workspace needs.
Not sure what to choose? Contact us and we'll happily recommend the best upgrades for your build and budget.
Complete Your SetupNeed a monitor, peripherals, or sim gear to go with your new PC? Explore our recommended add-ons and complete your setup in one place.
Perfect if you're starting fresh or upgrading your whole gaming setup.
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Accessories & PeripheralsComplete your setup with keyboards, mice, headsets, and controllers to match your play style and budget.Keyboards•Mice•Headsets•Controllers
The Machine Killer was built with one target in mind: beat the Steam Machine at its own game. A desktop-class Ryzen 5 5600XT and full-size RTX 3070 give this compact ITX rig significantly more headroom than the Steam Machine's laptop-derived RDNA 3 graphics, while a proper carry handle keeps it just as easy to move between the living room and the desk. Match it 512GB for 512GB on storage, and this is the console-beating alternative for anyone who wants their Steam library and their competitive shooters running properly, on a screen of their choosing.
CoolingThermalright AXP90-X36 low-profile air cooler
Case Fans120x15mm slim FDB PWM intake fan
Power Supply650W 80+ Gold, fully modular SFX
Operating SystemWindows 11
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How The Machine Killer stacks up
Performance72/100
Aesthetics70/100
Streaming Performance50/100
Upgrade Path45/100
FAQs
🎮 Will this really beat the Steam Machine?
Yes. The Steam Machine runs a laptop-derived RDNA 3 GPU roughly equivalent to a Radeon RX 7600M, held to a strict power and thermal budget to keep it quiet in a living room. The RTX 3070 in this build is a full desktop graphics card, with a Ryzen 5 5600XT CPU that outpaces the Steam Machine's mobile-class chip in most games. You'll see noticeably higher, more consistent frame rates at 1080p, including in Call of Duty.
📦 Is this graphics card new or used?
The RTX 3070 in this build is a used card, sourced from a trusted supplier and covered by warranty. This keeps the price down without compromising on the performance you're getting.
🧳 How portable is it really?
The chassis includes a built-in carry handle and is genuinely compact, making it easy to move between a desk setup and a TV in the living room, just like the Steam Machine.
🔧 Can I upgrade this down the line?
There's genuine headroom on storage and memory: the case includes a spare drive bay for an additional SSD, and the motherboard supports up to 32GB of RAM if you want to double up down the line. This is an AM4 platform though, which is now a mature and cost-effective ecosystem rather than the latest generation, so CPU upgrade options are more limited than on newer platforms, and the compact case will also cap the size of any future GPU.
🖥️ What resolution and games is this built for?
This build is optimised for 1080p gaming, with Call of Duty specifically in mind. The RTX 3070's 8GB of VRAM handles 1080p comfortably, though it isn't intended as a 1440p or 4K machine.
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