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What you can expect with every Pink Parsnip Computers gaming PC — built properly, fully set up, and ready to enjoy.
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Next-level gaming power with serious 1080p and 1440p performance.
Available in a black or white cube-style ARGB gaming case.
The Parsnip Pulveriser is a powerful Pink Parsnip Computers gaming PC built for high frame rate 1080p gaming, strong 1440p performance, streaming and demanding modern games.
The refurbished RTX 3070 8GB provides a substantial graphics upgrade over The Parsnip Pummeller, while 32GB of DDR4 memory, approximately 1TB of brand-new SSD storage, a 360mm ARGB liquid cooler and a cube-style panoramic case create a fast and impressive gaming setup.
The Parsnip Pulveriser is designed for excellent high frame rate 1080p gaming and strong 1440p performance across popular modern titles.
FPS figures are estimates and can vary depending on the game version, map, drivers, updates, background applications and selected graphics settings.
The Parsnip Pulveriser is designed for gamers who want a proper jump beyond conventional budget gaming PCs.
The RTX 3070 8GB delivers excellent high frame rate 1080p performance and remains highly capable at 1440p, while the Ryzen 5 5500 provides six cores and twelve threads for gaming, multitasking and everyday use.
The Parsnip Pulveriser can be supplied with either a black or white Concept Micro ATX gaming cube case.
The 360mm liquid cooler and power supply will be matched to the selected case colour where available. The motherboard, RTX 3070 and memory remain black in both versions.
This gives the black version a darker stealth appearance and the white version a clean contrasting design.
The Concept gaming cube provides a wider showcase layout with tempered glass front and side panels.
Three CiT Tornado dual-ring infinity fans and the 360mm ARGB liquid cooler provide lighting, airflow and a more premium visual finish than a conventional budget gaming case.
The Edge 360mm infinity liquid cooler helps manage processor temperatures while giving the system a much more substantial gaming appearance.
Its illuminated fans and pump styling coordinate with the case lighting, creating a strong visual centrepiece inside the build.
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This PC includes a refurbished NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3070 8GB graphics card and refurbished 32GB DDR4 memory.
These components help keep the overall build excellent value while still delivering serious gaming performance. All refurbished parts are checked and tested before being installed into the finished PC.
The Parsnip Pulveriser is ideal for gamers who want excellent 1080p performance, strong 1440p capability, 32GB of memory and a premium cube-style showcase gaming PC.
The Parsnip Pulveriser upgrades the graphics card from an RTX 2060 Super 8GB to an RTX 3070 8GB and increases the memory from 16GB to 32GB.
It also adds a larger cube-style showcase case, a 360mm ARGB liquid cooler and a stronger 750W ATX 3.1 power supply.
Select your preferred case colour when ordering.
The liquid cooler and power supply will be matched to the case colour where available. The motherboard, graphics card and memory remain black in both versions.
This build includes a brand-new 960GB or 1TB SSD, depending on the manufacturer and stock available when your PC is assembled.
Both options provide approximately 1TB class storage for Windows, applications and games.
This gaming PC includes fast 7 day delivery.
Your PC will be built, cable managed, configured, tested and carefully packaged before dispatch. Windows 11 and the required drivers will be installed before it leaves us.
Includes a 12 month Pink Parsnip Computers warranty.
The warranty covers hardware faults but does not cover physical damage, liquid damage, misuse, unauthorised modifications, software issues, viruses, overclocking damage, accidental damage or normal wear and tear.
Before leaving us, your PC is fully built, cable managed, configured, stress tested, temperature checked and benchmarked to make sure it is ready to game.
To get the best from The Parsnip Pulveriser, consider pairing it with a high refresh rate 1080p or 1440p gaming monitor.
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