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The Parsnip Pulveriser

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✅ Pink Parsnip Computers Standards What you can expect with every Pink Parsnip Computers gaming PC — built properly, fully set up, and ready to enjoy.

🛡️ 12-Month Warranty: Every gaming PC includes a 12-month warranty as standard. This applies whether the system contains brand new or approved refurbished components.
♻️ New & Approved Refurbished Parts: Any refurbished components are clearly listed within the product specification and are thoroughly tested prior to dispatch.
🏭 Manufacturer Warranty: Any brand new components included in your PC also carry the original manufacturer’s warranty, where applicable.
🪟 Windows 11 Fully Activated: All PCs come with Windows 11 fully installed and activated. A copy of your licence key is stored inside a Pink Parsnip folder on your PC.
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💥 The Parsnip Pulveriser | Ryzen 5 5500 | RTX 3070 8GB | 32GB RAM | 1TB Class SSD

Next-level gaming power with serious 1080p and 1440p performance.

Available in a black or white cube-style ARGB gaming case.

⚡ Quick Buy Summary

The Parsnip Pulveriser is a powerful Pink Parsnip Computers gaming PC built for high frame rate 1080p gaming, strong 1440p performance, streaming and demanding modern games.

The refurbished RTX 3070 8GB provides a substantial graphics upgrade over The Parsnip Pummeller, while 32GB of DDR4 memory, approximately 1TB of brand-new SSD storage, a 360mm ARGB liquid cooler and a cube-style panoramic case create a fast and impressive gaming setup.

🎮 Best For High frame rate 1080p gaming, strong 1440p gaming, esports and streaming

🚀 Performance Level Powerful 1080p and 1440p gaming PC

⚙️ Core Spec AMD Ryzen 5 5500 with NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3070 8GB graphics

💾 Memory and Storage 32GB DDR4 3200MHz memory with a brand-new 960GB or 1TB SSD

🖤🤍 Colour Choice Available with a black or white Concept gaming cube case

💧 Premium Cooling Edge 360mm ARGB infinity all-in-one liquid cooler

✅ At a Glance Specs

🧠 CPU AMD Ryzen 5 5500 with 6 cores and 12 threads

🎮 Graphics NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3070 8GB, refurbished

💾 Memory 32GB DDR4 3200MHz using 2 x 16GB refurbished modules

⚡ Storage Brand-new 960GB or 1TB SSD depending on available stock

🧩 Motherboard ASUS PRIME A520M-A II/CSM Micro ATX motherboard

💧 Cooling Edge ARGB 360mm infinity all-in-one liquid cooler

🖥️ Case Concept black or white Micro ATX gaming cube

🪟 Windows Windows 11 installed and activated

🎮 Gaming Performance Guide

The Parsnip Pulveriser is designed for excellent high frame rate 1080p gaming and strong 1440p performance across popular modern titles.

🎯 Fortnite Approximately 160 to 240 FPS at 1080p or 110 to 170 FPS at 1440p using Performance Mode or competitive settings

🎯 Valorant Approximately 250 to 350 FPS at 1080p or 200 to 300 FPS at 1440p using high settings

🎯 Roblox 100+ FPS at 1080p or 1440p using high settings

🎯 Minecraft Java 140+ FPS at 1080p or 100+ FPS at 1440p without heavy shaders

🎯 Rocket League Approximately 220 to 300 FPS at 1080p or 160 to 240 FPS at 1440p using high settings

🎯 Rainbow Six Siege Approximately 200 to 280 FPS at 1080p or 150 to 220 FPS at 1440p using high settings

🎯 GTA V Approximately 110 to 160 FPS at 1080p or 80 to 120 FPS at 1440p using very high settings

🎯 Apex Legends Approximately 120 to 170 FPS at 1080p or 90 to 130 FPS at 1440p using high settings

🎯 Forza Horizon 5 Approximately 100 to 140 FPS at 1080p or 80 to 110 FPS at 1440p using high settings

🎯 Call of Duty Warzone Approximately 85 to 120 FPS at 1080p or 65 to 95 FPS at 1440p using medium to high settings

FPS figures are estimates and can vary depending on the game version, map, drivers, updates, background applications and selected graphics settings.

💥 Next-Level RTX Gaming Power

The Parsnip Pulveriser is designed for gamers who want a proper jump beyond conventional budget gaming PCs.

The RTX 3070 8GB delivers excellent high frame rate 1080p performance and remains highly capable at 1440p, while the Ryzen 5 5500 provides six cores and twelve threads for gaming, multitasking and everyday use.

✨ Why Choose The Parsnip Pulveriser?

🎮 RTX 3070 8GB Excellent performance for high frame rate 1080p and strong 1440p gaming.

💾 32GB Memory Plenty of memory for modern games, multitasking, streaming and heavier everyday use.

💧 360mm Liquid Cooling Premium ARGB cooling that gives the build a more impressive showcase appearance.

🔌 750W ATX 3.1 Power A modern power supply with strong capacity and support for future component changes.

🖤🤍 Available in Black or White

The Parsnip Pulveriser can be supplied with either a black or white Concept Micro ATX gaming cube case.

The 360mm liquid cooler and power supply will be matched to the selected case colour where available. The motherboard, RTX 3070 and memory remain black in both versions.

This gives the black version a darker stealth appearance and the white version a clean contrasting design.

🌈 Cube-Style Panoramic Design

The Concept gaming cube provides a wider showcase layout with tempered glass front and side panels.

Three CiT Tornado dual-ring infinity fans and the 360mm ARGB liquid cooler provide lighting, airflow and a more premium visual finish than a conventional budget gaming case.

💧 360mm ARGB Liquid Cooling

The Edge 360mm infinity liquid cooler helps manage processor temperatures while giving the system a much more substantial gaming appearance.

Its illuminated fans and pump styling coordinate with the case lighting, creating a strong visual centrepiece inside the build.

🏆 Pink Parsnip Top Trumps Score

Gaming Power	84 / 100
Wow Factor	88 / 100
Speed	78 / 100
Upgrade Path	68 / 100
Streaming	74 / 100

🧩 Full Specifications

🧠 CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 5500 with 6 cores and 12 threads

🎮 Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3070 8GB refurbished graphics card in black

🧩 Motherboard: ASUS PRIME A520M-A II/CSM Micro ATX motherboard

💾 Memory: 32GB DDR4 3200MHz refurbished memory using 2 x 16GB black modules

⚡ Storage: Brand-new 960GB or 1TB SSD depending on available manufacturer and stock

💧 CPU Cooling: Edge ARGB 360mm all-in-one infinity liquid cooler

🖥️ Case: Concept black or white Micro ATX gaming cube with tempered glass front and side panels

🌈 Case Fans: 3 CiT Tornado dual-ring infinity fans

🔌 Power Supply: CiT FX Pro 750W ATX 3.1, PCIe 5.1, 80 Plus Bronze power supply

📶 Connectivity: AX900 USB WiFi and Bluetooth adapter included

🪟 Operating System: Windows 11 installed and activated

🔁 Refurbished Performance, Freshly Prepared

This PC includes a refurbished NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3070 8GB graphics card and refurbished 32GB DDR4 memory.

These components help keep the overall build excellent value while still delivering serious gaming performance. All refurbished parts are checked and tested before being installed into the finished PC.

🎯 Who is this PC for?

The Parsnip Pulveriser is ideal for gamers who want excellent 1080p performance, strong 1440p capability, 32GB of memory and a premium cube-style showcase gaming PC.

✨ How does it compare with The Parsnip Pummeller?

The Parsnip Pulveriser upgrades the graphics card from an RTX 2060 Super 8GB to an RTX 3070 8GB and increases the memory from 16GB to 32GB.

It also adds a larger cube-style showcase case, a 360mm ARGB liquid cooler and a stronger 750W ATX 3.1 power supply.

🖤🤍 How do I choose black or white?

Select your preferred case colour when ordering.

The liquid cooler and power supply will be matched to the case colour where available. The motherboard, graphics card and memory remain black in both versions.

💾 Which SSD will I receive?

This build includes a brand-new 960GB or 1TB SSD, depending on the manufacturer and stock available when your PC is assembled.

Both options provide approximately 1TB class storage for Windows, applications and games.

📦 Delivery Information

This gaming PC includes fast 7 day delivery.

Your PC will be built, cable managed, configured, tested and carefully packaged before dispatch. Windows 11 and the required drivers will be installed before it leaves us.

🛡️ Warranty

Includes a 12 month Pink Parsnip Computers warranty.

The warranty covers hardware faults but does not cover physical damage, liquid damage, misuse, unauthorised modifications, software issues, viruses, overclocking damage, accidental damage or normal wear and tear.

🧪 Tested Before Dispatch

Before leaving us, your PC is fully built, cable managed, configured, stress tested, temperature checked and benchmarked to make sure it is ready to game.

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