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major UK distributor and we're always up for building
something unique to you.
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Live build requests can add a few extra days to your build time, as we need to schedule your PC around our live sessions.
Once confirmed, we’ll let you know which day your build is planned for.
Expected Gaming Performance
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Pink Parsnip Performance Guide
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FortniteBattle Royale
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Estimated DX12 performance without ray tracing.
WarzoneBattle Royale
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Estimated native performance without frame generation.
RobloxOnline Gaming
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MinecraftSandbox
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Estimated Java Edition performance without demanding shaders.
EA Sports FC 26Sports
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Estimated performance during standard match gameplay.
Counter-Strike 2Competitive FPS
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CPU performance can have a significant effect on CS2 FPS.
Please note:
These figures are realistic performance estimates rather than
guaranteed benchmark results. Actual FPS can vary depending on the
processor, memory, drivers, game updates, background applications,
cooling, selected map and individual game settings. Ray tracing,
shaders, resolution scaling and frame generation can also
significantly change performance.
Integrated graphics estimates assume 16GB of dual channel 3200MHz
memory. Systems using single channel memory or slower RAM may deliver
substantially lower integrated graphics performance.
Pink Parsnip Computers Standards
What you can expect with every Pink Parsnip Computers gaming PC — built properly, fully set up, and ready to enjoy.
12-Month WarrantyEvery gaming PC includes a 12-month warranty as standard, whether the system uses brand new or approved refurbished components.
Built, Tested & OptimisedEvery system is stress tested, benchmarked and fully optimised before dispatch — drivers, XMP and Secure Boot all configured.
Windows 11 Fully ActivatedAll PCs come with Windows 11 fully installed and activated. A copy of your licence key is stored inside a Pink Parsnip folder on your PC.
New & Approved Refurbished PartsAny refurbished components are clearly listed in the product specification and thoroughly tested prior to dispatch.
Manufacturer WarrantyAny brand new components included in your PC also carry the original manufacturer's warranty, where applicable.
Personal Video Run-ThroughWe record a full video walk-through of your exact system so you know exactly what you're receiving.
Personalised SetupWhere possible we tailor your setup for the end user, including apps installed and wallpapers customised.
Delivery & CollectionGaming PCs are typically built and dispatched within 7 working days. Local collection is also available.
UK-Based SupportWe're a UK-based, family-run business and always happy to help before and after your purchase.
Want to personalise your PC even further? We offer a range of optional upgrades and add-ons to tailor your build exactly to your needs.
Storage UpgradesLarger or additional SSDs for more games, faster load times and extra room to grow.
Memory UpgradesHigher capacity RAM for smoother multitasking, streaming and demanding games.
RGB & Visual UpgradesExtra fans, lighting, cable styling and finishing touches to make your build stand out.
Cooling UpgradesImproved airflow and premium AIO options for quieter running, lower temperatures and a more premium appearance.
Custom Build RequestsTailored extras and setup choices to better match your gaming, streaming or workspace needs.
Not sure what to choose? Contact us and we'll happily recommend the best upgrades for your build and budget.
Complete Your SetupNeed a monitor, peripherals, or sim gear to go with your new PC? Explore our recommended add-ons and complete your setup in one place.
Perfect if you're starting fresh or upgrading your whole gaming setup.
MonitorsFind the right display for your build, whether you want smooth esports gaming, immersive ultrawide, or high-refresh competitive play.Browse monitors
Accessories & PeripheralsComplete your setup with keyboards, mice, headsets, and controllers to match your play style and budget.Keyboards•Mice•Headsets•Controllers
CPU CoolingTRYX Panorama SE 360 ARGB AIO with curved AMOLED display
Power SupplyASUS ROG Thor 1600W Titanium III
CaseHYTE Y70 Touch — Infinite Black Cherry
Case FansLian Li UNI FAN SL-INF Wireless 120mm x3 + Lian Li SL-INF LCD FLEX Reverse 120mm x3 + Lian Li UNI SL140 INF ARGB 140mm x1
Cable ModsLian Li Strimer Wireless 24-Pin RGB + Strimer Plus V2 Wireless 12+4-Pin GPU Extension
Operating SystemWindows 11 Pro (OEM Licence)
Top Trumps
Honest Performance Scores
No inflated marketing numbers — just where this build actually sits.
Raw Power100
4K Gaming98
1440p Gaming100
Ray Tracing100
Content Creation98
Cooling & Thermals92
Aesthetics100
Silence74
Future-Proofing97
Value55
FAQ
😅 Why is it called "The Tiny P"?
It's an in-joke with our TikTok community — named after our founder's son, and about as ironic a name as you'll find for a build packing a 9950X3D and RTX 5090. Small name, absolutely enormous performance.
⚡ What PSU headroom does this build have?
The 1600W ASUS ROG Thor Titanium III gives substantial headroom over the RTX 5090's power draw, keeping the system stable under sustained full load with room to spare — this isn't a build that'll be caught out by transient spikes.
🔊 How loud does this run under load?
With a 360mm AIO and a full complement of Lian Li ARGB fans across intake and exhaust, thermals are well controlled without needing aggressive fan curves — but a build of this power output won't be silent under full gaming or rendering load. Expect a noticeable but not intrusive hum.
🖥️ Does this come with Windows installed?
Yes — every build ships with a genuine Windows 11 Pro OEM licence, fully activated and Windows 11 hardware compliant with TPM 2.0 and Secure Boot enabled, no bypasses.
📦 What's the build time on this one?
Given the premium component set, we build this one to order to ensure current stock and pricing on the highest-tier parts. Get in touch via TikTok or the shop for current lead times.
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