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The first AM5 powerhouse in the Pink Parsnip Parsnip Punch collection.
The Uppercut is a Pink Parsnip Computers gaming PC created for serious 1440p gaming, high refresh rate esports, streaming and demanding modern titles.
The Ryzen 5 7500F and ASUS GeForce RTX 5070 Dual OC 12GB provide a powerful modern gaming combination, while 32GB of DDR5 memory, a 1TB NVMe SSD and a 360mm ARGB liquid cooler create a fast and well balanced system.
The Uppercut is designed as the powerful 1440p sweet spot of the Parsnip Punch collection.
Actual performance will vary depending on the game, monitor resolution, drivers, background applications, selected graphics settings and supported NVIDIA features.
The Uppercut is the first AM5 gaming PC in the Parsnip Punch range and represents a serious step forward in power, platform technology and future upgrade potential.
The RTX 5070 12GB provides excellent modern 1440p gaming performance, while the Ryzen 5 7500F offers the processor speed needed for high frame rates, multiplayer games and everyday multitasking.
The Aurora black gaming case uses a dual chamber layout with two tempered glass panels, allowing the components and lighting to take centre stage.
Three PWM ARGB fluid dynamic bearing fans and the 360mm infinity liquid cooler create a clean, coordinated look while providing suitable airflow and cooling.
The Uppercut is built on AMD's AM5 platform with DDR5 memory, giving the system a modern foundation for future upgrades.
The MSI PRO A620M G EVO WiFi motherboard provides built in wireless connectivity, Ethernet support and compatibility with supported AM5 processors.
The Uppercut is the 1440p powerhouse of the Pink Parsnip Parsnip Punch collection.
It is designed for gamers who want a serious jump in performance, modern hardware and premium styling without moving into extreme enthusiast pricing.
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The Uppercut is ideal for gamers who want serious 1440p performance, modern AM5 hardware, 32GB of DDR5 memory and a premium panoramic gaming PC.
The Uppercut moves to AMD's modern AM5 platform, increases memory to 32GB DDR5 and upgrades the graphics card to an RTX 5070 12GB.
It also includes an 850W ATX 3.1 power supply and a 360mm ARGB liquid cooler, making it a much stronger choice for serious 1440p gaming and future upgrades.
This gaming PC includes fast 7 day delivery.
Your PC will be fully built, configured, tested and carefully packaged before dispatch.
Includes a 12 month Pink Parsnip Computers return to base warranty.
The warranty covers hardware faults but does not cover physical damage, misuse, software issues, overclocking related damage or normal wear and tear.
Before leaving us, your PC is fully built, cable managed, configured, stress tested, temperature checked and benchmarked to make sure it is ready to game.
To get the best from The Uppercut, we recommend pairing it with a high refresh rate 1440p gaming monitor.
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